Friday, November 2, 2007

funny leave letters

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But To
Funny.

Just Read It.


The Leave Applications;)

·
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me


one-week leave."



·
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony
of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


·
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


·
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10
days leave."


·
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant
me half day casual leave"


·
An incident of a leave letter:


"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


·
A leave letter to the headmaster:


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me
today"


·
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


· Covering note:


"I am enclosed herewith..."


·
Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


·
Actual letter written for application of leave:


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be


granted leave".


·
Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


·
A candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male

or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good

experience, I am applying for the post.



1 comment:

Vinod Balboa said...

Dai,
This is hillarious da. semma. keep them coming!!!!!!