exam time comedies

hi everybody...
This post is about funny timing comedy happened during exam time.
Let me start with TQM

TQM:

This was the first exam of this sem,sorry last sem.so i got my Hall Ticket on that day only.
while paying due fees,my mam asked me to get the rank card and one book(i didnt know what was that,it seems like magazine which was blue in colour).
But i didnt get that book because of the hurry burry mood.Then i entered my class room and started writing TQM.Suddenly one of the non working staff came to my class and gave bunch of books,which was also in blue color similar to the one which i didnt get.so i thought that those who didnt get that book can get it now.Then i raised my hand and got it.I opened that book and had a look.It was full of numbers looks very much similar like Log Table.Then only i came to know that we have to use this book for solving some kinds of problem.Till now i dont know the name of that book.If anyone knows plz tell me.

IP:

I wrote Web Page retrieval lab exercise program instead of doget servlet program.

OOAD:

Usally i will study only during that last 2 days holidays before exams.some exams have 3 days leave.but i will study only in that last two days.i will not sleep during exam times.Hardly i will sleep 3 hours during first day and i will not sleep on next day.During OOAD i set alarm in my mobile as 2 PM instead 2 AM.
i woke up by 3 AM,hmmmmmm i lost 1 hour because of that fault.

DSP:

No comedy....only tragedy

C#:
I didnt study c# at all.I studied only delegates and inheritance.But they asked what was that ahaa bloody jagged array.

CRYPTOGRAPHY:
I didnt write one 8 marks question.you know y?page kalli agidichu...

if u have any comedies ,plz share it by commenting on this post.